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So, um, the text:

I usually go barefoot, but almost always wear gloves.

Fusion Worms.


I wrote both The Caliph and After The War whilst listening to Choronzon, incidentally.

The Caliph

After the war, we lived in hovels, eating roots and leaves for our enjoyment.


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