Favourite Colour:
Purple
Blue
Green
Orange
Red
Black
Pink
Brown
Anything, as long as it's pastel

Loyal Minion Teneko is:
A role model
WAI! Kawaiiii! *GLOMP*
A snappy dresser
Who?

Developing my pickpocketing skills is important to me:
Yes
No
As long as I don't leave fingerprints anywhere I shouldn't.

Schoolgirls:
Are annoying. Especially when they steal your husband-to-be.
Are sexy
Who cares?

Skirts:
Are vestiges of obsolete gender role differentiation.
Are fine, as long as they're not overly long.
The shorter, the better.
Should be translucent
Are an excellent opportunity for lace.
Are feminine.

Hamsters:
Are cool
Are really really cool
Are yummy
Eek!

If I were an evil overlord, I would focus on:
Kidnapping the princesses.
Surrounding myself with sycophants.
Unnatural biological experimentation.
The upkeep of my mansion.

Jewellery
Should contain magical powers.
My slaves need no luxuries.
Shiny.

Shoes should be:
Striped.
Purple.
Something that sets off the socks.
Obliterated.
Unobtrusive.
Minimalist.
Kawaii.

Corsets are:
Medieval torture devices.
Sexy.
Both!
Overly confining
Wing attachment points.
Made of cloth. And metal. And bone. And stuff.