Would you see a catalog of masks?

Would you like my resumé?

Or blackmail materiel?

Possibly a blog that is probably not updated all that often?

Or maybe you would see fragmentary manuscripts scrawled with a chitinous claw on a slick, almost plastic substance?

Perhaps a list of likes and dislikes? Or of my heresies against culture?

Invocation instructions?

A psychological profile?

Naked pictures?

The results of assorted psychoprofiling systems?

My political platform?

An age/sex/location and suchlike stats check?